Escalator

Escalators are thingies that makes you forget walking up/down the stairs. I bet you saw one, lazy ass!

Dan and Escalator
Dan fell from an escalator

HAHA

No not "HAHA" you bitch.

Okay so, Dan fell and everyone was looking at him and stuff like that I don't know I'm too lazy to write it just read the fucking tweet.

But, it almost killed Dan. Or not. I dunno.